The Gray Rock Moon

The Gray Rock Moon
My name is Lask Albohe and this is my report on the Gray Rock Moon of the Earth. As I have observed thus far, many things here on the Earth seem connected to the Gray Rock Moon and its phases. The Gray Rock Moon appears to be barren and desolate, but it does have a luminous glow that could be considered calming. However as its phases make it appear larger and more glowing, instead of calming the inhabitants of the Earth, it seems to drive some to madness. They call this the "Full Moon". Their understanding of the "Full Moon" is limited as they merely look upon the Gray Rock Moon while we live in serenity upon the beautiful Blue Water Moon. Our Blue Water Moon is so calming and refreshing, it seems to give us renewed life and harmonious balance. The Earth people have recorded statistics to document this madness or strange behavior. During times of the "Full Moon" more Earth embryos are expelled, more unrest and disruptions are reported to local law enforcement agencies, more medical care is needed in emergency medical facilities, even tamed domesticated animals that dwell within the homes of the Earthlings have been known to react in ways that seem violent during the "Full Moon" ... The ancestors of the current Earthlings held the belief that the Gray Rock Moon was composed of a substance called "Green Cheese".. (This is a bovine by-product, not usually tinted this color) This bovine creature will be discussed in another report. Thirty Earth years ago Earthlings developed vessels called "Rockets" to transport them to and from the Gray Rock Moon. People even lost the energy force of their Earth bodies trying to travel to the Gray Rock Moon. Once they arrived, they discovered it was not made of this "Green Cheese" substance, and could not sustain their Earth bodies like other types of cheese, no attempts were made to return..