My Eyes Hurt

My name is Lask Albohe and this is my report.. My cranial lobe has begun to experience pain and suffocation from being restrained by the tiny hard containers these Earthlings keep their thinking apparatus in. I personally do not find this enjoyable. It makes your eyes want to explode. My cranial lobe needs more room to function adequately. I am considering removing the hard outer shell of the Earthling head during the Moon phase, when I am alone, so that my mind may expand and I can truly appreciate the effects of my precious Donuts. We must chant for Donuts for a while. .DONUTS...WE LOVE DONUTS ...chant with me, DONUTS WE LOVE DONUTS

This is how my cranial lobe makes me feel...

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